Boy howdy did I accomplish many great things yesterday.
First of all I woke up ten minutes before the wonderful McDonald's breakfast ending time - allowing enough time to brush teeth, put on bra, and rush over and get two sausage biscuits. And a senior coffee.


Mmmmmmmmm. I love my internal alarm clock and heart attacks.
So - yeah - that was only in like the first half hour.
Then Brittany and I watched TWO episodes of ANTM - the cycle in which Danielle won.
Kathryn and Jessie came over. We made cookies while watching THE worst movie of all time: Simply Irresistable. It almost isn't funny it's so bad. But then it is. A magic crab makes Sarah Michelle Gellar a good cook and she falls in love with a guy she saw once and then they float and then the magic crab is mysteriously wearing a top hat. I wish I could find a picture of the crab in the top hat. Alas no.
Here's the best I could do:

Ok, so imagine away the racist statuette and make it an animatronic crab and you get the picture.
Then we watched another not great movie (though on a whole different - better - level): Run, Fatboy Run.
Away to ACU campus we went to watch the Def Poetry Jam poets perform. It was amazing.
Liza Jessie Peterson,
Steve Connell, and
Bruce George. Better than any sermon I've heard in years. Standing and applauding. Standing and applauding. Amazed at how people could say things that I've felt and thought in ways I never ever could dream.
I wish I was a poet and didn't know it and all that bullsheeeet.
Then Seth, Kathryn, Jessie and I just happened to go to the same taqueria as the Def Poets and Matt and Sarah and the crew. Tried to talk to them but was way too nervous. Especially with Liza. THEN watched I Know Who Killed Me starring Lindsy Lohan - the OTHER worst movie of all time. THEN played Twilight Princess with Seth. Then went to bed at 5:00 AM.
What a day.
PS Steve is coming to our Jef Dam poetry after party tonight and you should, too.